> ## Content Index > Fetch the complete content index at: https://type-click-type.ghost.io/llms.txt > Use this file to discover other available public pages before exploring further. # a brief conversation with a political commercial - URL: https://type-click-type.ghost.io/a-brief-conversation-with-a-political/ - Published: 2024-09-22T16:34:32.000Z - Updated: 2025-07-07T15:28:16.000Z - Description: please stop yelling at me - Author: brian grubb - Tags: Newsletter, #Migrated-1751901997835, #Import 2025-07-07 15:26 ANNOUNCER: … and that’ll bring the first quarter to a close with the Eagles down 31-3\. We’ll be back after a short break. \[NFL music fades out, commercial begins\] HEY oh no DO YOU LOVE AMERICA i mean, sure WELL TOO BAD oh god EVERYTHING IS GOING TO HELL well, i was just at Wendy’s and things seemed ok th-… LOOK AT THIS OUT-OF-CONTEXT CLIP WE FOUND AND GAVE A SCARY FILTER TO okay, i don’t think that gives the full at- THEY JUST WON’T STOP LYING please stop yelli- THESE CAREER POLITICIANS ARE OUT OF CONTROL look, i don’t care for politicians much either but there’s something to be said for experie- YOUR FAMILY IS GOING TO DIE [Subscribe now](#/portal/signup) what LOOK AT THIS GRAINY BLACK-AND-WHITE FOOTAGE WE FOUND okay but what is that supposed to b- SCARY MUSIC what does this have to do with my fami- GAS PRICES hold on THE TROOPS one minute h- BARK BARK BARK wait was that a dog? ANGRY DOGS IN THE STREETS oh ok COMMUNISM what OR FASCISM hang on BOTH i think you might be losing the plot a little h- HEY \[sighs\] what DO YOU LIKE MONSTER TRUCKS … sure WELL THEY’RE GOING TO TAKE THEM AWAY who is? THESE PEOPLE ARE DANGEROUS, BRIAN wait how do you know my n- BECAUSE THEY HATE AMERICA is this really your platform? MAYBE i think there are more important things to focus on right n- CRIME IS UP is it though? PROBABLY what are you trying to do here buddy? JUST TELL ME WHAT TO SAY what WHAT DO YOU HATE i… i guess i don’t like when my neighbor mows his grass at 8am on the weekend but… WELL THEY ARE GOING TO MAKE THAT THE LAW what are y- EVERYONE WILL HAVE TO MOW THEIR LAWN AT DAWN i don’t see how that is even enforc- THEY ARE GOING TO GIVE EVERYONE LOUDER LAWNMOWERS can you stop MONSTER TRUCK LAWNMOWERS okay, first of all, that actually sounds cool, but i thought they were going to ban monster trucks? THEY FLIP-FLOPPED AGAIN jesus christ IS THIS THE AMERICA YOU WANT i could certainly do without these commercials EVERYONE IS GOING TO STARVE AND BE MURDERED ugggghhhh AMERICA IS BEAUTIFUL INCORPORATED PAID FOR THIS ADVERTISEMENT ## STUFF I TYPED — [Slow Horses Incompetence Index](https://www.vulture.com/article/slow-horses-episode-3-season-4-character-ranking-penny-for-your-thoughts-recap.html?ref=type-click-type.ghost.io) for Vulture, which I am probably having too much fun with — my [Five Spot newsletter](https://type-click-type.ghost.io/the-five-spot-congratulations-to/), which opens with Batman and also features a section on a potential feud between Martha Stewart and Ina Garten ## STUFF I CLICKED ON — here’s [a great blog](https://www.vulture.com/article/why-was-the-miami-vice-pilot-so-good.html?ref=type-click-type.ghost.io#/) about why the original pilot episode of Miami Vice absolutely shredded — Ryan Nanni and Steven Godfrey are doing a podcast called Who Killed College Football? and you [subscribe to that sucker right here](https://www.wkcfb.com/?ref=type-click-type.ghost.io) — [Kathryn Hahn rules](https://www.theringer.com/marvel-cinematic-universe/2024/9/18/24247509/kathryn-hahn-agatha-all-along-interview-marvel-mcu?ref=type-click-type.ghost.io) — [Shohei Otani also rules](https://defector.com/shohei-ohtani-is-playing-a-sport-of-his-own?ref=type-click-type.ghost.io) — big blog about the [new superhero-satirizing show](https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-features/superhero-movies-marvel-dc-the-franchise-hbo-1236004909/?ref=type-click-type.ghost.io) from the creator of Veep — an update to last week’s newsletter: Richard Kind is still doing great [](https://www.tiktok.com/@interviewmag/video/7416010796926324011?ref=type-click-type.ghost.io)[@interviewmag](https://www.tiktok.com/@interviewmag?ref=type-click-type.ghost.io)[“Anything for my art.” 🧀 #richardkind samples a variety of cheeses at @Zabar’s for our September issue at the link in bio.](https://www.tiktok.com/@interviewmag/video/7416010796926324011?ref=type-click-type.ghost.io) ![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/3e/4a/3e4a2f1c-dbf0-4c8e-93a8-aaf656877d0a/content/images/2025/07/alert-circle-9.svg) Tiktok failed to load. Enable 3rd party cookies or use another browser — Swedish Marvel fans are having [a great time for very silly reasons](https://www.moviezine.se/nyheter/swedish-fans-are-mocking-the-very-inappropriate-name-of-new-marvel-villain?ref=type-click-type.ghost.io), which I approve of completely — [DETROITERS IS COMING TO NETFLIX](https://www.whats-on-netflix.com/news/comedy-central-series-detroiters-to-launch-on-netflix-in-october-2024/?ref=type-click-type.ghost.io) — [Spanish pineapples of love](https://www.standard.co.uk/news/world/spain-singles-supermarket-pineapple-dating-love-craze-explained-b1180019.html?ref=type-click-type.ghost.io) —David Letterman [had more fun at jury duty](https://latenighter.com/news/david-letterman-jury-duty-manhattan/?utm%5Fsource=substack&utm%5Fmedium=email) than most people have at a waterpark — [2 Passion 2 Christ](https://consequence.net/2024/09/passion-of-the-christ-sequel-jim-caviezel/?ref=type-click-type.ghost.io) — [“Grape Spill Causes Traffic Jam”](https://www.upi.com/Odd%5FNews/2024/09/12/Merced-County-California-Highway-165-grapes/9241726159835/?ref=type-click-type.ghost.io) — the [deep-sea biotwang mystery](https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/mystery-of-deep-ocean-biotwang-sound-has-finally-been-solved/?ref=type-click-type.ghost.io) has been solved — there are [an unreasonable amount of black holes](https://hubblesite.org/contents/news-releases/2024/news-2024-032?ref=type-click-type.ghost.io#heading-full-article) out there — \[Zack de la Rocha voice\] [squirrels on the train](https://www.reuters.com/world/uk/uk-train-cancelled-after-squirrel-refuses-get-off-2024-09-18/?ref=type-click-type.ghost.io) — I would absolutely watch a Meg sequel [with this real plot from the books](https://x.com/barry/status/1836460833787814187?ref=type-click-type.ghost.io) — [they debunked the Blue Zones](https://www.ucl.ac.uk/ioe/news/2024/sep/ucl-demographers-work-debunking-blue-zone-regions-exceptional-lifespans-wins-ig-nobel-prize?ref=type-click-type.ghost.io) — [I love Pesto very much](https://www.npr.org/2024/09/20/nx-s1-5120916/pesto-penguin-australia?ref=type-click-type.ghost.io) That’s all for this week. 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