> ## Content Index > Fetch the complete content index at: https://type-click-type.ghost.io/llms.txt > Use this file to discover other available public pages before exploring further. # Fake Movies I Made With The Tentpole Game This Week, Ranked - URL: https://type-click-type.ghost.io/fake-movies-i-made-with-the-tentpole-game-this-week-ranked/ - Published: 2026-10-13T19:34:31.000Z - Updated: 2026-10-13T20:31:37.000Z - Description: Please help. I can't stop. - Author: brian grubb How we got here, in brief: - There is a new online movie-making game called [Tentpole](https://tentpolegame.com/?ref=type-click-type.ghost.io) where you can build a fictional movie through a series of choices — lead actor, genre, director, etc. – and have it spit out a title, summary, and various fake blurbs and scores - It is, for a warped-brain goofball like me, hopelessly addictive - I spent hours this week clicking and howling and making the stupidest and/or best movies you can imagine - I should have been writing during this time - I realized that I count all that time spent clicking and howling as "work" if I turned it into a blog - I blogged it Below, please find the top 13 fake movies I made in this god-forsaken game when I was supposed to be typing paragraphs filled with sentences. Off we go... 1. **Exhibit 13** ![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/3e/4a/3e4a2f1c-dbf0-4c8e-93a8-aaf656877d0a/content/images/2026/10/tentpole-exhibit.png) I need to see that damn mirror speech. 1. **The Long Way To Tulsa** ![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/3e/4a/3e4a2f1c-dbf0-4c8e-93a8-aaf656877d0a/content/images/2026/10/tentpole-poehler.png) How we have gotten to the end of 2026 without casting Amy Poehler as a devious televangelist, I’ll never understand. 1. **The Latchkey** ![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/3e/4a/3e4a2f1c-dbf0-4c8e-93a8-aaf656877d0a/content/images/2026/10/tentpole-latchkey.png) This would have been top three if I had more confidence in Todd Phillips as a director. 1. **Sudden Death Overtime** ![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/3e/4a/3e4a2f1c-dbf0-4c8e-93a8-aaf656877d0a/content/images/2026/10/tentpole-sudden-death.png) Shoutout Jennifer Tilly, man. 1. **A Second Election** ![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/3e/4a/3e4a2f1c-dbf0-4c8e-93a8-aaf656877d0a/content/images/2026/10/tentpole-election.png) I’m sorry but I can’t stop thinking about the Russo Brothers directing – trying to direct??? – Barbra Streisand. 1. **The Long Amen** ![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/3e/4a/3e4a2f1c-dbf0-4c8e-93a8-aaf656877d0a/content/images/2026/10/tentpole-amen.png) RIP Dolly and Tim but this is incredible content. 1. **The Wrath of Daytona** ![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/3e/4a/3e4a2f1c-dbf0-4c8e-93a8-aaf656877d0a/content/images/2026/10/tentpole-daytona.png) See, you think "Ryan Gosling and Joe Pesci in a Michael Bay movie” is the highlight and then you see “Kristen Wiig as a foul-mouthed bail-bond clerk.” 1. **Felt Precinct** ![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/3e/4a/3e4a2f1c-dbf0-4c8e-93a8-aaf656877d0a/content/images/2026/10/tentpole-muppet.png) NIC CAGE MUPPET COP MOVIE 1. **Sanguine** ![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/3e/4a/3e4a2f1c-dbf0-4c8e-93a8-aaf656877d0a/content/images/2026/10/tentpole-judi.png) Do not for one goddamn second tell me you’re not intrigued by an NC-17 Wes Craven movie that stars Judi Dench as a New Orleans vampire madam who relies on Danny DeVito to bring her young studs to feed on. 1. **Photo Finish: The Long Count** ![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/3e/4a/3e4a2f1c-dbf0-4c8e-93a8-aaf656877d0a/content/images/2026/10/tentpole-seabisuit.png) The last sentence of this plot summary combined with the director is the hardest I have laughed this week. 1. **Countersong** ![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/3e/4a/3e4a2f1c-dbf0-4c8e-93a8-aaf656877d0a/content/images/2026/10/tentpole-song.png) Easily the greatest cast assembled for any musical ever committed to film. 1. **Slay Ride** ![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/3e/4a/3e4a2f1c-dbf0-4c8e-93a8-aaf656877d0a/content/images/2026/10/tentpole-statham.png) “Jason Statham as a burned-out mall Santa facing off with Jamie Lee Curtis for a shootout in a mall” seems impossible to top, but it turns out it’s not even the best Christmas movie on the list… 1. **Swindle Club: A Palm Springs Christmas** ![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/3e/4a/3e4a2f1c-dbf0-4c8e-93a8-aaf656877d0a/content/images/2026/10/tentpole-swindle.png) If I can’t get another Nice Guys movie, I suppose I will settle for this. --- *This is the thing where I pitch you on subscribing and especially upgrading. 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What a deal!* --- ## STUFF I CLICKED ON — Erik Adams [wrote about Keith David being awesome](https://www.avclub.com/keith-david-interview-lowdown-president-curtis-sunset-pi?ref=type-click-type.ghost.io) — Alan Siegel [wrote about fake 30 Rock shows](https://www.theringer.com/2026/10/08/tv/30-rock-20th-anniversary-tina-fey-fake-shows-parody?ref=type-click-type.ghost.io) — Amanda Mull [wrote an absolute banger about flag football](https://www.bloomberg.com/news/features/2026-10-08/flag-football-participation-soars-as-nfl-spearheads-investment-push?ref=type-click-type.ghost.io) — Zach Lowe is [writing again, thank the damn lord](https://zachlowe.substack.com/p/welcome-to-the-lowe-post) — I have not seen Josh Hartnett’s squid show yet but the fact that he says this to this squid is tempting me ![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/3e/4a/3e4a2f1c-dbf0-4c8e-93a8-aaf656877d0a/content/images/2026/10/hartnett-squid-diff.png) — really cannot recommend [Sara Kate’s Bird Blog](https://skwbotd.ghost.io/october-12-2026/?ref=type-click-type.ghost.io) highly enough — an Instagram glitch resulted in [a massive influx of Creed songs](https://www.vulture.com/article/instagram-creed-higher-glitch.html?ref=type-click-type.ghost.io) — good blog [about Slow Horses](https://www.avclub.com/slow-horses-season-6-episode-4-lost-and-found-coe-tom-brooke-adam-randall-interview?ref=type-click-type.ghost.io) — Vulture investigated [Dua Lipa’s hot dog claims ](https://www.vulture.com/article/dua-lipa-first-hot-dog.html?ref=type-click-type.ghost.io) — Nic Cage is [fed up](https://variety.com/2026/tv/news/nicolas-cage-ai-waiver-amazon-spider-noir-1236907564/?ref=type-click-type.ghost.io) — Javier Bardem confirms that his character in Skyfall [wanted to bone James Bond](https://variety.com/2026/film/global/javier-bardem-skyfall-villain-wants-to-have-sex-with-bond-1236908082/?ref=type-click-type.ghost.io) — New Girl cast reunited [for a lil charity roast](https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-news/new-girl-stars-reunite-different-way-max-greenfield-claimed-1236727002/?ref=type-click-type.ghost.io) — Hollywood is [coming for the tech bros](https://www.avclub.com/hollywood-tech-villains-social-reckoning-artificial-elon-musk-mark-zuckerberg-sam-altman?ref=type-click-type.ghost.io) — [wine heist ](https://www.nytimes.com/2026/10/09/world/europe/wine-heist-italy-marchesi-antinori.html?ref=type-click-type.ghost.io) — [“‘Years of dog pee’ blamed for fallen street light in Little Italy”](https://timesofsandiego.com/community/2026/10/08/years-of-dog-pee-blamed-for-fallen-street-light-in-little-italy/?ref=type-click-type.ghost.io) — [“'Sausage Smuggler' charged over thefts down trousers”](https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cm5yndee0l0jo?ref=type-click-type.ghost.io) — the clip isn’t online but John Oliver went after [my enemy Liberty Biberty](https://type-click-type.ghost.io/liberty-biberty-is-my-enemy/) at the end of this week’s show and it was very funny but now this image is seared into my brain forever ![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/3e/4a/3e4a2f1c-dbf0-4c8e-93a8-aaf656877d0a/content/images/2026/10/Screen-Shot-2026-10-13-at-2.45.04-PM.png) Okay, that’s it for this week. 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