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# Oscar Nominees Ranked By How Much I Want To Hear Matt Berry Pronounce Their Name
- URL: https://type-click-type.ghost.io/oscar-nominees-ranked-by-how-much-i-want-to-hear-matt-berry-pronounce-their-name/
- Published: 2026-03-11T20:23:55.000Z
- Updated: 2026-03-11T20:23:55.000Z
- Description: There are no losers here, honestly.
- Author: brian grubb

Important context:

— The Oscars are this weekend and I have nothing to say about them that hasn't been beaten into the ground during the endless award season

— Matt Berry [will be the announcer](https://press.oscars.org/news/98th-oscarsr-rounds-out-show-presenters-rose-byrne-nicole-kidman-jimmy-kimmel-delroy-lindo?ref=type-click-type.ghost.io) who takes the broadcast into and out of breaks, after the show had great success letting Nick Offerman do it last year 

— I have been saying the nominees’ names in my head in Matt Berry’s distinctive, theatrical, British voice all afternoon, and when something gets stuck in my head that long, I usually end up blogging it

Okay, here we go. Say all of these in your head in Matt Berry's voice, too. 

- Sean Penn, "One Battle After Another"
- Ethan Hawke, "Blue Moon"
- Rose Byrne, "If I Had Legs I'd Kick You"
- Kate Hudson, "Song Sung Blue"
- Paul Thomas Anderson, "One Battle After Another"
- Elle Fanning, "Sentimental Value"
- Amy Madigan, "Weapons"
- Michael B. Jordan, "Sinners"
- Joachim Trier, "Sentimental Value"
- Jessie Buckley, "Hamnet"
- Chloé Zhao, "Hamnet"
- Wagner Moura, "The Secret Agent"
- Inga Ibsdotter Lilleaas, "Sentimental Value"
- Ryan Coogler, "Sinners"
- Wunmi Mosaku, "Sinners"
- Josh Safdie, "Marty Supreme"
- Renate Reinsve, "Sentimental Value"
- Stellan Skarsgård, "Sentimental Value"
- Teyana Taylor, "One Battle After Another"
- Timothée Chalamet, "Marty Supreme"
- Emma Stone, "Bugonia" (tbh I just really want to hear him say "Bugonia")
- Jacob Elordi, "Frankenstein"
- Delroy Lindo, "Sinners"
- Benicio Del Toro, "One Battle After Another"
- Leonardo DiCaprio, "One Battle After Another"

Please do not yell at me. 

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## **STUFF I CLICKED ON**

— [Daryl Hannah is fed up](https://www.nytimes.com/2026/03/06/opinion/daryl-hannah-love-story-jfk-jr.html?unlocked%5Farticle%5Fcode=1.RFA.qoex.l7cWT0X64ALF&smid=url-share&ref=type-click-type.ghost.io)

— incredible [takedown of the British royals](https://www.lrb.co.uk/the-paper/v48/n05/andrew-o-hagan/stay-classy?ref=type-click-type.ghost.io), just savage from beginning to end but also a pleasure to read 

— Phillies rookie pitcher Andrew Painter [once ate a whole pumpkin pie](https://www.inquirer.com/phillies/andrew-painter-prospects-starting-rotation-2026-luzardo-20260306.html?ref=type-click-type.ghost.io)

— the Swifties are [mad at Jack White](https://www.pajiba.com/celebrities%5Fare%5Fbetter%5Fthan%5Fyou/jack-white-forced-to-clarify-boring-comments-about-taylor-swifts-music.php?ref=type-click-type.ghost.io), apparently 

— The Fall and Rise of Reggie Dinkins has aired like three episodes and already created a great bit

> [@nbc](https://www.tiktok.com/@nbc?refer=embed&ref=type-click-type.ghost.io "@nbc") 
> 
> When the bean is on fire and the pizza's in a deeper dish than you're used to. 🫨 [#TheFallandRiseofReggieDinkins](https://www.tiktok.com/tag/thefallandriseofreggiedinkins?refer=embed&ref=type-click-type.ghost.io "thefallandriseofreggiedinkins") | Mondays on NBC and streaming on Peacock
> 
> [♬ original sound - NBC](https://www.tiktok.com/music/original-sound-7614544161550748430?refer=embed&ref=type-click-type.ghost.io "♬ original sound - NBC") 

— the Super Mario movie is [turning into a Community reunion](https://www.vulture.com/article/yoshi-donald-glover-super-mario-galaxy.html?ref=type-click-type.ghost.io)

— the new Jake Johnson private eye comedy from the creator of Brooklyn Nine-Nine [just added Keith David](https://deadline.com/2026/03/keith-david-dan-goor-nbc-comedy-pilot-akiva-schaffer-1236749063/?ref=type-click-type.ghost.io), which was done for me, presumably 

— Better Call Saul showrunner [has a new show coming](https://www.avclub.com/fx-peter-gould-new-show-disinherited?ref=type-click-type.ghost.io)

— Heated Rivalry showrunner [has a new show coming](https://www.avclub.com/heated-rivalry-creator-sets-alexander-series-at-netflix?ref=type-click-type.ghost.io)

— Lamorne Morris [is Garfield now](https://deadline.com/2026/03/garfield-animated-series-paramount-plus-lamorne-morris-1236744371/?ref=type-click-type.ghost.io)

— I appreciate [r/billiards weighing in](https://www.reddit.com/r/billiards/comments/1rp1i4d/dakota%5Fjohnson%5Fshe%5Fdoesnt%5Flook%5Flike%5Fa%5Fvery%5Fgood/?ref=type-click-type.ghost.io) on Dakota Johnson’s new Calvin Klein commercial

— [“Pokémon condemns White House for using its imagery”](https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cj4z0l8wvvdo?ref=type-click-type.ghost.io)

— [“Marsupials previously thought extinct for millennia discovered in New Guinea”](https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2026/mar/05/marsupials-discovered-new-guinea?ref=type-click-type.ghost.io)

— [“Camel pageant thrown into chaos after 20 competitors disqualified for using hump-plumping injectables”](https://www.the-independent.com/life-style/camel-pageant-scandal-oman-hump-injectables-b2932979.html?ref=type-click-type.ghost.io)

— [Rotta the Hutt got jacked](https://www.vulture.com/article/rotta-the-hutt-abs-mandalorian-grogu.html?ref=type-click-type.ghost.io)

— [I must have the boat nachos](https://www.mlb.com/mariners/ballpark/top-eats?ref=type-click-type.ghost.io)

— I shouted

> holy shit
> 
> — [bryson (@brysonm.bsky.social)](https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:cohxhy3lcguztpzhf632vzz7?ref%5Fsrc=embed&ref=type-click-type.ghost.io) [2026-03-09T01:20:13.546Z](https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:cohxhy3lcguztpzhf632vzz7/post/3mglouaijlc23?ref%5Fsrc=embed&ref=type-click-type.ghost.io)

Okay, that's it for this week. Please share and subscribe and pay Matt Berry to say things.