some pretty good fake names i thought of
gus balloons
Clunk Waffleman
Ned Cheddar
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Lucious Plopps
Roxy Spritzer
Dr. Sangria Fishbowl
Vladimir Daquiri
Veronica Stormclouds
Nico Miami
Kiki Orlando
Pete St. Tampa
Detective Linda Droops
Ricky Walnuts
Merv Cashew
Pecans Valdez
Becky Lagoon
Puck LeTongg
Rico Indictment
June Dubloon
Wally Swarms
Junior Seniorson
Zelda Cashmere
Sasha Plush
Freddy Jackpot
Imax Blades
Ulysses Kickflip
Gus Balloons
Neptune Parade
Raul Pudd
Polly Darton
Kimmy Jimmel
Hopp Radisson
Ritz Carlton
Carl Ritzton
Supreme Court Justice Boz Columbo
Penny Nickels
Ernie Fabulous
Lucille Wiggles
Quack Duckman
STUFF I TYPED
— uhhhhhhhh I didn’t write anything this week because of the holiday but here’s the thing I wrote a few years ago about The Muppet Christmas Carol, which I share today both because Christmas season is here for real and because more movies — updated versions of classic stories, sure, but also movies where Jason Statham punches a series of goons in the throat — should be narrated by these guys
STUFF I CLICKED ON
— you fools, you created an orca mosh pit
— let’s all go to Flavortown Fest
— my buddy Jason interviewed Clive Owen
— I’m sorry but I am 30 or 40 years old and I’m gonna need at least a week to process “Bell Biv DeVoe performed Poison with the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles on a float in the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade”
@jaz_757loveBell Biv Devoe cruising down 6th ave with the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles #macysthanksgivingdayparade #nyc #bellbivdevoe #6thavenue #fyp
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— “Clay Shortage” would have been a good fake name for that list I made
— Uh Oh: Netflix Exec Seen Enjoying Book Series That You Love
— my promise to you: if a news story features a URL that includes taco-bell-holiday-party-involved-open-sex-vomit-in-the-guac-bowl-lawsuit I will post it here
— I watched the Lucy Liu fight scene from Kill Bill maybe 10 times this week
Two notes in conclusion:
- There was a long line at Starbucks on Friday and I was just gonna leave but a sweet lady named Nancy who was at the front of the line asked me what I wanted and ordered it for me and wouldn’t let me pay and told me all about her grandkids while we waited for our lattes, so… yeah, big shoutout to Nancy
- Been eating pie with my hands like slices of pizza lately and I feel okay about it
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