The Five Spot: Danny McBride, Halle Berry, And A Goodbye To One Of The Best

This one gets sad at the end. Sometimes that's unavoidable.

Reasons To Watch The Martian For The 47th Time, Ranked

You deserve it, buddy.

The Five Spot: Netflix's B/B- Movies, Thriving Blond Divas, And TV's Favorite Hostage

Excited to introduce my new favorite actor to you guys, all the way at the bottom.

There Should Be A New Ocean's Movie Every 18 Months

I do not care how it happens. Just do it.

The Five Spot: Tracy Morgan, Robert Pattinson's Bad Lying, And Important Donuts

This edition is a day late because I had to scrap everything and do an important donut-related rewrite.

What A Terrific Week For New Jersey, Culturally

Hollywood stars at reptile expos, stolen walrus genitalia, the Garden State truly has it all.

The Five Spot: A Taskmaster Suggestion, Some Great TV News, And A Snowboarding Chimpanzee

Everything you could ever ask for in a blog.

Some Shows I Watch To Chill Out A Little

Give your poor mangled brain a break for 30-90 minutes.

A Holiday F*ckin' Tradition

sing it, Brenda

The Five Spot: Aliens, An Inflatable Santa, And Seven Degrees Of Pluribus

Lord help me, this one gets stupid.

An Incomplete List Of People I Think Would Be Good In A 'Knives Out' Movie

[Paul Giamatti voice] I don't think so, Blanc

The Five Spot: Contraband Crab, Hiaasen Hive Thriving, And A Kelsey Grammer Hot Air Balloon Movie

Welcome to The Five Spot, a Friday roundup where I run down my top five things from the week. Most of the entries will be about film and TV, but there might also be ones about weird local news or sandwiches I ate or anything else, really. The whole thing