The Five Spot: Tarantino Yapping, A Bejeweled Egg Fiasco, And A RoboCop Statue

Titty Gajillions, Octopussy, and RoboCop walk into a bar...

Congratulations To Mad Men's Vomit Hose Operator

This is a great day for the unsung heroes.

An Incomplete List Of Things I Am Thankful For Right Now

The complete list would take forever. Not made of time over here.

The Five Spot: Knives Out, Hollywood Cheese, And Rental Hedgehogs

I will take any excuse to link to my favorite Conan bits.

Happy Two-Year Blogiversary

Read to the bottom for a special celebratory offer.

The Five Spot: Poker Face Blues, Escaped Flamingos, And My Problem With The Pope's Movie List

Lots to get to this week. Mostly about flamingos.

Reasons To Watch Pluribus, Ranked

Listen to me.

The Five Spot: Miss Piggy, Keanu Reeves, And Golden Toilets

Oh look, a headline that sums up this entire newsletter's existence.

'The Lowdown' Was So Good

Just an incredible piece of television.

The Five Spot: Jesse Plemons, A Rental Car Flim-Flam, And Tom Cruise Getting Annoyed

"How can that be profitable for Frito-Lay?"

Cell Phone Companies Will Not Stop Sending Celebrities To The Middle Of Nowhere

I need this to keep escalating.

The Five Spot: David Chase, Lego Looters, And Rhea Seehorn Asking For A Bazooka

GIVE RHEA SEEHORN A BAZOOKA