I Must See John Travolta's Trilogy Of Low-Budget Heist Movies

This is important.

The Five Spot: A Slow Horses Fart Mystery, Tom Cruise's Great Excuse, And A Whole New Cat

Yes, I emailed someone at Apple TV about a fart. It's fine.

John Mulaney Is Really Good At This

Give the man a tuxedo and let him go to work.

The Five Spot: Andrew Garfield Vs. Techbros, Waffles, And A Bitcoin Heist

Waffles landed the top spot this week, for a number of surprisingly legitimate reasons.

Hey, Why Haven't There Been More New Episodes Of The Muppet Show?

I’m not mad. I’m fine, actually. I just have a few questions.

The Five Spot: Reacher Vs. Chekhov, Coyote Vs. Acme, And The Golden Age Of Beer Heists

I love a show that knows what the people want and strives to deliver it.

Reasons To Watch Furious, Ranked

I am a huge wimp and I still enjoyed the hell out of this one. Allow me to explain.

The Five Spot: Reacher, Canadian Shoe Thieves, And A Touching (If Perplexing) Musical Tribute

Yes, we will discuss Vin Diesel's tribute to Dolly Parton. Obviously.

A Tough Week For Friends Of The Muppets

Dolly Parton and Tim Curry were a lot of things, including, notably, dear friends of the Muppets.

Christopher Nolan, If You Are Reading This, Please Direct The Final Fast & Furious Movie

Everyone else can read it, too, I guess.

The Five Spot: The Barbie Boondoggle, A Dumpster Reunion, And Portland's Graffiti Rascals

Lots to get to this week, some of which involves spray-painted wieners.

The Advertising Industry Has Unlocked The Power Of Comedy Statham

Oh look, someone made a series of commercials targeted directly at me.