Reasons To Watch Furious, Ranked

I am a huge wimp and I still enjoyed the hell out of this one. Allow me to explain.

The Five Spot: Reacher, Canadian Shoe Thieves, And A Touching (If Perplexing) Musical Tribute

Yes, we will discuss Vin Diesel's tribute to Dolly Parton. Obviously.

A Tough Week For Friends Of The Muppets

Dolly Parton and Tim Curry were a lot of things, including, notably, dear friends of the Muppets.

Christopher Nolan, If You Are Reading This, Please Direct The Final Fast & Furious Movie

Everyone else can read it, too, I guess.

The Five Spot: The Barbie Boondoggle, A Dumpster Reunion, And Portland's Graffiti Rascals

Lots to get to this week, some of which involves spray-painted wieners.

The Advertising Industry Has Unlocked The Power Of Comedy Statham

Oh look, someone made a series of commercials targeted directly at me.

The Five Spot: Emeril Lagasse, Timothy Olyphant's Cushy Gig, And A Stolen Nicolas Cage Movie

BAM

It Is Once Again Time To Watch Reacher Clobber Some Guys

Reacher is fed up.

The Five Spot: Coyote Vs. Acme, A Ticked-Off Ed Harris, And Italy’s Crab Nightmare

You can't just cut an Ed Harris musical number and expect to survive.

The Three-Part Case For Letting The Muppets Play The Super Bowl Halftime Show

Put Statler and Waldorf in one of the luxury boxes, too.

The Five Spot: Apple’s Cliffhanger Conundrum, Danny McBride, And A Whole New Monkey

Also, fireworks and cheesesteaks, which, like, obviously.

Reasons To Watch Sugar, Ranked

Yes, I am going to talk about the twist, but I promise you it's better this way.