The Five Spot: Zoomer Baywatch, A Beekeeper Return, And A Jeopardy Ending For The Ages

So much going on this week that I didn't even mention the wine heist in the headline.

Fake Movies I Made With The Tentpole Game This Week, Ranked

Please help. I can't stop.

The Five Spot: Cool Dudes, Ice Cream, And Hollywood's Sweetest Romance

I shouldn't have blogged about ice cream. I'm so hungry right now.

Who Is Stealing All The Beef In Philadelphia?

Are the Beef Bandits back in business?

The Five Spot: Cult Leaders, Anne Hathaway, And Mike Tomlin's Minecraft City

Gonna need to see some ramps in that video game city, coach.

Liberty Biberty Is My Enemy

Get it out of here.

The Five Spot: TV Assassins, Celebrity Lizard Rescues, And A Philly Beef Heist

I'm very excited to tell you about Alison Brie saving a bearded dragon.

I Must See John Travolta's Trilogy Of Low-Budget Heist Movies

This is important.

The Five Spot: A Slow Horses Fart Mystery, Tom Cruise's Great Excuse, And A Whole New Cat

Yes, I emailed someone at Apple TV about a fart. It's fine.

John Mulaney Is Really Good At This

Give the man a tuxedo and let him go to work.

The Five Spot: Andrew Garfield Vs. Techbros, Waffles, And A Bitcoin Heist

Waffles landed the top spot this week, for a number of surprisingly legitimate reasons.

Hey, Why Haven't There Been More New Episodes Of The Muppet Show?

I’m not mad. I’m fine, actually. I just have a few questions.