The Five Spot: Fast & Furious TV Shows, Cathartic Property Destruction, And A Haunting Cat Food Commercial
It's good I have a newsletter because otherwise I'd be saying all of this stuff out loud to the poor people I know.
Welcome to The Five Spot, a Friday roundup where I run down my top five things from the week. Most of the entries will be about film and TV, but there might also be ones about weird local news or sandwiches I ate or anything else, really. The whole thing is an exclusive for paid subscribers so if you want to get involved, you can do that by upgrading…
This week, we will discuss the following:
- Two cops are suing Matt Damon and Ben Affleck over a movie you already forgot about
- Shark Week Demon Hunters, apparently
- I do not like the way the cat in this commercial is looking at me
- Yes, of course I have terrible pitches for the Fast & Furious television show(s) Peacock wants to make
- A little late-night TV magic
Off we go.
