The Five Spot: James Bond, Stolen Phalluses, And Conan's Newest Co-Star

A surprising amount of coverage of phallus totems in this one.

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The Five Spot: James Bond, Stolen Phalluses, And Conan's Newest Co-Star

Welcome to The Five Spot, a Friday roundup where I run down my top five things from the week. Most of the entries will be about film and TV, but there might also be ones about weird local news or sandwiches I ate or anything else, really. The whole thing is an exclusive for paid subscribers, so if you want to get involved, you can do that by upgrading…

This week, we will discuss the following:

  • The search for the next James Bond is down to two (or three) (or, like, more) candidates
  • Judi Dench is fed up
  • Something incredible is happening on 9-1-1: Nashville
  • Phallus heist thwarted by science
  • No one is having a better week than the Subway Takes lady

Off we go.