Why Is This Line From 'The Chair Company' Stuck In My Head?

Now here's a show that looks good so far.

The Five Spot: Chalamet's Ping Pong Skills, Ocean's Sequels And/Or Prequels, And My Secret AI Wife

Lots to cover this week, some of it both surreal and kind of hilarous.

The Theft Of Guy Fieri's Tequila Is Now A Matter Of National Importance

[extremely newscaster voice] we're rollin' out...

The Five Spot: Dewey Cox, Pints Of Red Bull, And A Few Small Beers

A surprising amount of beverage discussion this week.

Reasons To Go See 'One Battle After Another,' Ranked

Top ten, here we go... TEN: It is a three-hour movie that deals with heavyyyyyy political themes related to Our Current Moment In Time and yet it still absolutely breezes by, especially in its second and third acts when all the foundation settles into place and the action propels itself

The Five Spot: Marshawn Lynch, Pamela Anderson, And Angela Bassett In Space

To be clear: these are three separate topics. They're not all going to space together. I mean, as far as we know...

You Guys Gotta Watch 'The Lowdown'

I am so excited about this show and I am going to yell about it now.

The Five Spot: Sabrina Carpenter, The South Park Guys, And Scuba Crime

Can you believe I had to wait until Friday to write about the scuba crime? I mean, honestly.

How I Would Fix The Emmys

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The Five Spot: Unnecessary Apologies, Bee Bandits, And Henry Winkler

LISTEN TO ME, DONNA

Things I Watched Recently, Ranked

Things to watch AND a bunch of links? Look at this freakin' guy.

The Five Spot: The White Lotus, Pepsi In Crisis, And Tim Meadows

I'm just dumping out my screencaps folder in this one.

Do You Think Billy Bob Thornton Owns A Smartphone?

Please do not go look up the answer. This is not about facts. This is strictly vibes.

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The Five Spot: Dueling True(ish) Detectives, Cranky Denzel, And A Bear Living The Dream

Lots of sentences this week. Some of them about the Wiggles. I'm as surprised as you are.

It Is Nice That Jon Hamm Is Having Fun Out There

Honestly, good for Jon Hamm.

The Five Spot: Danny DeVito, A Mysterious New Show, And Radioactive Shrimp

Really packing in a lot this week.

Tramell Tillman Is (Still) A Freaking Star

Now here's a guy who is enjoying his moment.

The Five Spot: Blabbermouths, Nuclear Jellyfish, John Cena's Underpants

Guess if I make a reference to the short-lived CBS drama Zoo in this one. (I do.) (Obviously.)

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I Want To See Timothy Olyphant Ruin Conan O'Brien's Vacation

Read to the end for links galore and clips from a truly insane TV show.

The Five Spot: Movie Theater Boondoggles, International Pasta Incidents, And Dave Franco

Scroll to the end if you want your dog to become a movie star.

Reasons To Go See The Naked Gun, Ranked

God, this movie is so much better than it has any right to be.

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The Five Spot: A New Zuck, Eminem's Favorite Sandler Movie, And A Fun Book

Please read to the end for my new favorite feud, which might have ended before I knew it existed.

Your Periodic Reminder That Vin Diesel And Sir Michael Caine Are Friends

Some celebrity friendships make a lot of sense. Matthew McConaughey and Woody Harrelson, for example. Obviously those two guys are friends. They’re probably sharing a bungalow in Maui right now, or filming a commercial together, or filming a commercial together about bungalows. Other friendships are a little tougher to

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The Five Spot: Pedro Pascal's Facial Hair, Turtles, Meg Stalter's Moment

Icons only this week.