Do You Think Billy Bob Thornton Owns A Smartphone?
Please do not go look up the answer. This is not about facts. This is strictly vibes.
brian grubb
true detective
The Five Spot: Dueling True(ish) Detectives, Cranky Denzel, And A Bear Living The Dream
Lots of sentences this week. Some of them about the Wiggles. I'm as surprised as you are.
It Is Nice That Jon Hamm Is Having Fun Out There
Honestly, good for Jon Hamm.
The Five Spot: Danny DeVito, A Mysterious New Show, And Radioactive Shrimp
Really packing in a lot this week.
Tramell Tillman Is (Still) A Freaking Star
Now here's a guy who is enjoying his moment.
The Five Spot: Blabbermouths, Nuclear Jellyfish, John Cena's Underpants
Guess if I make a reference to the short-lived CBS drama Zoo in this one. (I do.) (Obviously.)
timothy olyphant
I Want To See Timothy Olyphant Ruin Conan O'Brien's Vacation
Read to the end for links galore and clips from a truly insane TV show.
The Five Spot: Movie Theater Boondoggles, International Pasta Incidents, And Dave Franco
Scroll to the end if you want your dog to become a movie star.
Reasons To Go See The Naked Gun, Ranked
God, this movie is so much better than it has any right to be.
the social network
The Five Spot: A New Zuck, Eminem's Favorite Sandler Movie, And A Fun Book
Please read to the end for my new favorite feud, which might have ended before I knew it existed.
Your Periodic Reminder That Vin Diesel And Sir Michael Caine Are Friends
Some celebrity friendships make a lot of sense. Matthew McConaughey and Woody Harrelson, for example. Obviously those two guys are friends. They’re probably sharing a bungalow in Maui right now, or filming a commercial together, or filming a commercial together about bungalows. Other friendships are a little tougher to
pedro pascal
The Five Spot: Pedro Pascal's Facial Hair, Turtles, Meg Stalter's Moment
Icons only this week.