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wait, why is Beyonce playing pool with Raylan Givens?
ALSO THIS WEEK: We have a Norwegian ski jumping scandal and a Michael Bay parkour documentary
brian grubb
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what I sound like watching Severance
hold on why is that guy doiHOLY SHIT
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The 2025 Best Picture Oscar Should Go To The Beekeeper
lots of buzz around this one
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type click mailbag: what movie franchise should we plop Marshawn Lynch into?
your questions, answered (by me)
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Are You Ready For The Television Event Of The Year?
Also in the Friday newsletter: Someone stole Gordon Ramsay’s cat figurines and I have a White Lotus theory
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mailbag submissions, please
we are doing this again
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I like watching Danny DeVito get excited about sandwiches
let’s talk about some good commercials
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A Bunch Of Thoughts About The Trailer For The Accountant 2
ALSO: Doctor Odyssey is fighting sharks and True Detective is headed to the Big Apple
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they were climbing the light poles in Tokyo
Go Birds
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The Five Spot: The Time Has Come To Discuss The Great Pennsylvania Egg Heist
ALSO: A Piña Colada rom-com and the only Super Bowl commercial I am actually excited to see
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some pretty good advice
shoutout to Kurt Vonnegut (and, to a lesser but not insignificant degree, Rodney Dangerfield)
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The Five Spot: I Need Dylan From Severance To Push His Glasses Up His Nose
ALSO: White Lotus fever dreams and a profane little cooking segment