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type click mailbag: i am an advice columnist now (???)
go birds
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if i had access to the mask machine from the Mission: Impossible movies
could be a ghost protocol situation
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a brief chat with a car commercial
but... i do not want to drive over an icy mountain
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type click mailbag: welcome to the deathcathlon
i love you bozos
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oh god look at my stupid face
sorry sorry i'm trying to remove it
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it is time to make up for being a goblin all year
giving to charity is kind of a reverse heist in a way
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a holiday f*ckin' tradition
sing it, Brenda
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my top 10 tv shows of 2023
i left your favorite show off on purpose jkjkjk
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some pretty good fake names i thought of
gus balloons
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i almost knocked over another mannequin
bonk
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let's blog, baby
lol hi