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i think i'll have a salad for lunch today...
just something light...
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goodbyes and/or hellos
[extremely "some personal news" voice]
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7 (maybe 8) thoughts about the bobblehead heist
["sinnerman" intensifies]
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type click mailbag: airplane movies and skydiving rappers
big shoutout to zelma shoulders
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patty melt people, this is our time to shine
and not just from the grease on our fingers
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been thinking about knife kid a lot lately
i love that guy
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a quote that lives in my brain
listen to raylan
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type click mailbag: i am an advice columnist now (???)
go birds
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if i had access to the mask machine from the Mission: Impossible movies
could be a ghost protocol situation
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a brief chat with a car commercial
but... i do not want to drive over an icy mountain
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type click mailbag: welcome to the deathcathlon
i love you bozos
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oh god look at my stupid face
sorry sorry i'm trying to remove it