The Five Spot: Deli Boys In Philly, Rachel McAdams With A Knife, And A Robot Wolf Army

Scroll to the bottom if you want to see some cool Spelling Bee stuff.

This One Is Too Fun To Let Yourself Get Mad About It

Please stop and appreciate what Colbert did last week, helium-sucking and all.

The Five Spot: A Twisty Murder Mystery, Notable Anniversaries, And Harrison Ford Eating A Cookie

Welcome to The Five Spot, a Friday roundup where I run down my top five things from the week. Most of the entries will be about film and TV, but there might also be ones about weird local news or sandwiches I ate or anything else, really. The whole thing

Henry Winkler Is On His Fishing Trip, Thank Heavens

Our hero returns when we needed him most.

The Five Spot: Fast & Furious TV Shows, Cathartic Property Destruction, And A Haunting Cat Food Commercial

It's good I have a newsletter because otherwise I'd be saying all of this stuff out loud to the poor people I know.

Reasons To Watch 'The Sheep Detectives,' Ranked

LISTEN TO ME

The Five Spot: A Surprise Episode Drops, A Coyote Mystery Deepens, And Letterman Talks A Little Trash

There's a lot of other stuff in here but mostly I just want to talk about the coyote.

Please Enjoy A Little Reggie Dinkins

You should watch this show for yourself, because it's good, but also for me, so I have people to talk about it with.

The Five Spot: Zach Galifianakis, A Good Scottish Comedian, And A Real-Life Beekeeper Situation

Yes, we will discuss the mob nicknames, too. Don't worry.

My Pretty Good(...ish) White Lotus Casting Suggestions

Listen to me.

The Five Spot: Elliot Stabler, Pasta Fraud, And Cartoon Justice

Let me be a judge. I will do a good job.

Type Click Mailbag: Sad Shows And Statham Ideas

I have once again invented the idea of posting and answering reader mail.

The Five Spot: Nicole Kidman, Jacked Godzilla, And An Epidemic Of Novelty Cannon Oopsies

You can tell it's a busy week when "a cow jumped through the window of a doctor's office" doesn't even make the headline.

Remember The Time On 'The Young Pope' When The Pope Prayed Someone To Death?

A look back at an important moment in television history.

The Five Spot: A Perfect Statham Movie, A Chocolate Controversy, And The Ongoing Harrison Ford Conundrum

Watch how crazy I get by the end of this one

Reasons To Watch 'Mike & Nick & Nick & Alice,' Ranked

You deserve a little break to watch a goofy time-travel movie.

The Five Spot: Felonious Chauffeurs, Zombie Turtles, And A Network TV Twist For The Ages

Honestly, maybe my favorite moment of television so far this year

What A Week It's Been For Heists

I can't wait to tell you all about "the Romanian rollover"

The Five Spot: Karaoke, Jumbotrons, And Reacher Clobbering A Guy

Imagine wanting to fight Reacher on purpose.

Figure It Out

Project Hail Mary and capable but reluctant knuckleheads.

The Five Spot: Afroman, Rico Delaware, And The Ongoing (And Very Fake) New Girl Feud

I need a Law & Order episode about the Afroman trial by the end of this year at the latest

I Love A TV Show About Florida Dirtbags Doing And/Or Solving Crimes

Hiaasen hive continues to thrive.

The Five Spot: Linda Cardellini, Baby Yoda, And A Philadelphia Dip Mystery

What would you do with 600 pounds of French onion dip?

Oscar Nominees Ranked By How Much I Want To Hear Matt Berry Pronounce Their Name

There are no losers here, honestly.