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The Five Spot: Finally, At Long Last, Margo Martindale Will Steal The Syrup
Also: An important update to the Bluey coin heist and a chunky squirrel
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what we have here is a $400,000 cheese heist
the game is afoot
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The Five Spot: A Few Questions About The Upcoming Netflix Christmas Movie 'Hot Frosty'
Also: Tom Hardy wants to punch Spider-man and Martha Stewart demands hunks
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Reverse Mailbag: What Is The Best Temperature?
I ask, you answer
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The Five Spot: Please Chill Out And Watch Detroiters
Also: An anchor heist and my one of my favorite television scenes of the year
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introducing the Reverse Mailbag
a little treat for paid subscribers
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The Three-Part 9-1-1 Bee-Nado Event Explained In Six Parts
ain’t no way Angela Bassett wasn’t landing that airplane
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The Five Spot: Oh No, I Have The 'Sushi Glory Hole' Song Stuck In My Head
Also: Travel shows and beef collusion
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what a wild week for ambitious octogenarians
let the 81-year-olds thrive
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The Five Spot: Better Call Saul Was Almost A Much Funnier, Potentially Worse Show
Also: Stinky movie stars and some useful screencaps I made
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guess how long it took a cruise ship passenger on Doctor Odyssey to suffer a broken penis
I am a serious entertainment journalist
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The Five Spot: Look At Cristin Milioti’s Eyes
Also: Cops thwarted by magnets and a great story about Halle Berry and Prince