The Five Spot: Marshawn Lynch, Pamela Anderson, And Angela Bassett In Space

To be clear: these are three separate topics. They're not all going to space together. I mean, as far as we know...

THE LOWDOWN

You Guys Gotta Watch 'The Lowdown'

I am so excited about this show and I am going to yell about it now.

The Five Spot: Sabrina Carpenter, The South Park Guys, And Scuba Crime

Can you believe I had to wait until Friday to write about the scuba crime? I mean, honestly.

How I Would Fix The Emmys

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The Five Spot: Unnecessary Apologies, Bee Bandits, And Henry Winkler

LISTEN TO ME, DONNA

Things I Watched Recently, Ranked

Things to watch AND a bunch of links? Look at this freakin' guy.

white lotus

The Five Spot: The White Lotus, Pepsi In Crisis, And Tim Meadows

I'm just dumping out my screencaps folder in this one.

Do You Think Billy Bob Thornton Owns A Smartphone?

Please do not go look up the answer. This is not about facts. This is strictly vibes.

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The Five Spot: Dueling True(ish) Detectives, Cranky Denzel, And A Bear Living The Dream

Lots of sentences this week. Some of them about the Wiggles. I'm as surprised as you are.

It Is Nice That Jon Hamm Is Having Fun Out There

Honestly, good for Jon Hamm.

The Five Spot: Danny DeVito, A Mysterious New Show, And Radioactive Shrimp

Really packing in a lot this week.

Tramell Tillman Is (Still) A Freaking Star

Now here's a guy who is enjoying his moment.