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The Five Spot: I Have A New Favorite TV Character
Also this week: Colin Farrell goes full Karl Havoc and a reminder about how good James Earl Jones was in The Sandlot
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some pretty good fake names I thought of
hello I am Hunch McAdoo
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The Five Spot: The New Pepsi Gladiator Commercial Is Somehow More And Less Weird Than The Original
Also: GRRM is annoyed with the dragon show and a Philly crab heist
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a simple guide to roasting your friends with screenshots from TV and movies
become the menace of the group chat
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The Five Spot: A (Very) Brief History Of TV Bounce House Tragedies
Also: An ER sequel scandal and a GIF I made because I couldn't stop thinking about it
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dude, let's get hyped for the Paralympics
hell yeah
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The Five Spot: The Best Local News Segment I’ve Seen Maybe Ever
Also: An Alicia Silverstone poison fiasco, a sword heist, and more
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the attempted theft of Graceland went and got substantially weirder
an update to our previous coverage
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The Five Spot: 'Bad Monkey' Has The Juice
Also this week: Nicolas Cage is John Madden (???) and a kangaroo jailbreak
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some streaming recommendations for the two astronauts who are stuck in space until next year
here to help
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The Five Spot: The Black Market For Bluey Coins Is Thriving
Also in this week’s edition: The House of the Dragon cliffhanger business; a good Broadway play; and a very funny Olympics TikTok
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what I sound like watching the Olympics
"that's classic Loofenhausen"