There Should Be A New Ocean's Movie Every 18 Months
I do not care how it happens. Just do it.
brian grubb
The Five Spot: Tracy Morgan, Robert Pattinson's Bad Lying, And Important Donuts
This edition is a day late because I had to scrap everything and do an important donut-related rewrite.
What A Terrific Week For New Jersey, Culturally
Hollywood stars at reptile expos, stolen walrus genitalia, the Garden State truly has it all.
The Five Spot: A Taskmaster Suggestion, Some Great TV News, And A Snowboarding Chimpanzee
Everything you could ever ask for in a blog.
Some Shows I Watch To Chill Out A Little
Give your poor mangled brain a break for 30-90 minutes.
Newsletter
A Holiday F*ckin' Tradition
sing it, Brenda
The Five Spot: Aliens, An Inflatable Santa, And Seven Degrees Of Pluribus
Lord help me, this one gets stupid.
An Incomplete List Of People I Think Would Be Good In A 'Knives Out' Movie
[Paul Giamatti voice] I don't think so, Blanc
The Five Spot: Contraband Crab, Hiaasen Hive Thriving, And A Kelsey Grammer Hot Air Balloon Movie
Welcome to The Five Spot, a Friday roundup where I run down my top five things from the week. Most of the entries will be about film and TV, but there might also be ones about weird local news or sandwiches I ate or anything else, really. The whole thing
The Best Stuff I Watched In 2025
The best shows (and a few movies) I watched this year.
The Five Spot: Tarantino Yapping, A Bejeweled Egg Fiasco, And A RoboCop Statue
Titty Gajillions, Octopussy, and RoboCop walk into a bar...
mad men
Congratulations To Mad Men's Vomit Hose Operator
This is a great day for the unsung heroes.