The Five Spot: A Slow Horses Fart Mystery, Tom Cruise's Great Excuse, And A Whole New Cat

Yes, I emailed someone at Apple TV about a fart. It's fine.

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The Five Spot: A Slow Horses Fart Mystery, Tom Cruise's Great Excuse, And A Whole New Cat

Welcome to The Five Spot, a Friday roundup where I run down my top five things from the week. Most of the entries will be about film and TV, but there might also be ones about weird local news or sandwiches I ate or anything else, really. The whole thing is an exclusive for paid subscribers, so if you want to get involved, you can do that by upgrading…

This week, we will discuss the following:

  • Slow Horses is back and there is a fart-related subtitling mystery afoot
  • Jennifer Lawrence (kind of) joined Instagram a week ago and is (kind of) already threatening to leave
  • I would happily destroy any of you for the tiny new tiger cat species that scientists discovered in Bolivia
  • Tom Cruise has invented a very useful new excuse that everyone can use
  • lmao Reacher made me cry a little

Off we go.