The Five Spot: Guy Fieri, Sweetheart TikTok Bros, And A Diabolical Jeopardy Finish

I got so excited about the Jeopardy lady, which happens sometimes around here

Tell 'Em, Michael J. Fox

I'm going to make this about me, eventually, but not before we talk about how cool this was.

There Is A Minions-Related Crisis At The Winter Olympics

Let him skate.

The Five Spot: Danny McBride, Halle Berry, And A Goodbye To One Of The Best

This one gets sad at the end. Sometimes that's unavoidable.

Reasons To Watch The Martian For The 47th Time, Ranked

You deserve it, buddy.

The Five Spot: Netflix's B/B- Movies, Thriving Blond Divas, And TV's Favorite Hostage

Excited to introduce my new favorite actor to you guys, all the way at the bottom.

There Should Be A New Ocean's Movie Every 18 Months

I do not care how it happens. Just do it.

The Five Spot: Tracy Morgan, Robert Pattinson's Bad Lying, And Important Donuts

This edition is a day late because I had to scrap everything and do an important donut-related rewrite.

What A Terrific Week For New Jersey, Culturally

Hollywood stars at reptile expos, stolen walrus genitalia, the Garden State truly has it all.

The Five Spot: A Taskmaster Suggestion, Some Great TV News, And A Snowboarding Chimpanzee

Everything you could ever ask for in a blog.

Some Shows I Watch To Chill Out A Little

Give your poor mangled brain a break for 30-90 minutes.

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A Holiday F*ckin' Tradition

sing it, Brenda